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Thursday, May 5, 2011

National Tragedy!

The Crime of the Year!!!

Teryn D., the once proud Governess of Philae, has comitted a serious crime!
The cover of the Book of Thoth
Teryn D. allegedly, when passed the Book of Thoth, let it drop into the hallway. It, "slipped from her hands", or did it? Teryn was mad that day, "said she wanted to kill everyone"-said Empress of Korea. When the Pharaoh heard about this and Egypt's property being destroyed and thrown out into the hallway for everyone to trample upon, he was very upset. Why on earth could anyone be so inconsiderate of other people's property? I relayed the crime to other Egyptians. Their reactions were similar to the Pharaoh's. "Dude! She just disposed of something that wasn't even hers! She has no respect for other people's property!" and "Why did she think that was logical?"- Owner of S.I.I.  Good question. So, why did she think that was logical? Apparently, "she didn't think the book was important", relays the  Most Heroic Citizen. Hm, if she didn't think it was important, then why is over 35% of the writing in the book her own?-statistic from Book of Thoth scans- Naturally, I spoke with Teryn about her inconsiderate actions towards others' property. When the conversation was through, she promptly threatened me and replied, "screw you."-text from Teryn D. herself. It seems to me that Teryn D. is out of the Egypt Game and will be serving as the Governess of the cult center to Isis no longer. A few hours after the incident, Teryn decided that she "is quitting the Egypt Game."-relays the Most Heroic citizen. Does this mean that Teryn is trying to escape from her crime? Where does Teryn's money go, afer all, she did win the award for the Wealthiest Egyptian. "Can i have her $ when

The Culprit!
she does?(quits) XD"-Most Heroic Citizen.Well, at least the enemies don't have it, right? Wrong! Reported by Zach, "I saw Trey(,the face of shame) walking around with that book yesterday.) So, the Book of Thoth is in enemy hands. "This whole situation sucks. At least they can't read it, right? :)"-Most Heoric Citizen, Actually, being a former Egyptian and being trained in Hieroglyphs, the head of the enemy actually CAN read the Book of Thoth. "At least we have somewhat of a copy at all."-Most Heoric Citizen. That is true, we actually do have a copy of the Book of Thoth, although not a complete copy. According to the Library reports, we have not copied 6 pages of the Book of Thoth, so "up to 21% of the Book of Thoth will now be lost forever." Not to mention, the beautiful covers that took me forever to make! "I mean, you worked so hard on the cover! That's the game's history!"-Most Heroic Citizen. But, thankfully, we do have copies of the covers. Hopefully, the book will turn up. Some people have helped us get it back in the past, people like, Brice and John. "Be friends with them, beg for their help! They can either save the Book before it is too late, or just let the situation be."-Pharaoh User-Khenem-Nejeru. This is an inernational incident because Korea is now involve. "The court wll solve this. We just have to remain calm and do this civilly."-Empress of Korea. No matter what, however, Teryn will still have her court trial, and justice shall still be served! Jokes the Most Heroic Citizen, "Better get out your pimp cane!"


The back cover of the Book of Thoth




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